Funny Japanese English 2

Funny English

Well, here we go again with more intriguing JapEnglish found primarily in Japanese hotel bathrooms.  Really, don’t get the wrong impression though.  It’s not like I spend all THAT much time in hotel bathrooms.

Anyway, this time we find that it is important to adhere as there is a possibility for fire to come out from light’s instrument should we hang things on it.  Sounds a bit like a dragon from God or something, doesn’t it?  I can almost see its neck stretched out with a bit of laundry hanging here and there as it wakes up thinking, “Damn tourists, not again!  I’ll teach ’em this time!”

So, remember kids, Don’t lean on the mirror and throw the thick staff to it. I mean really, that’s just gross.  Who would do that while looking in the mirror anyway?  That has got to be the height of narcissism!  Use the Internet, like everybody else.  Except me of course, really… I don’t do that that kind of stuff.

Really!